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I seem to be allergic to diligence, and Lola said, Ha. What you're allergic to is trying.

Sara. 26. (near) Udine.

immortaltrash:

when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago

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masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.
I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

masterblaster:

theeasyvirtue:

masterblaster:

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

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If the Harry Potter characters had tumblr insp

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pr1nceshawn:

Shocking Truths Behind What Cat Behaviors Really Mean…

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fireandwonder:

ccharlesxavier:

i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego

No. 

Mann vs. Wilde.

Thomas Mann’s pretensiousness and sexual repression vs. Oscar Wilde’s sarcasm and blatant queerness.

Give it to me.

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— 1 day ago with 17247 notes

locazione:

spassky:

quando la vita ti offre limoni limona.

^^^

that’s what i’m always trying to do tbh

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tony:

X-men: Dougs of Future Past

tony:

X-men: Dougs of Future Past

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haidaspicciare:

Giuseppe Cederna,"Mediterraneo" (Gabriele Salvatores, 1991).

haidaspicciare:

Giuseppe Cederna,"Mediterraneo" (Gabriele Salvatores, 1991).

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— 2 days ago with 167 notes